The Bar Deluxe Crew

Thursay night. West Hollywood.
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Gossip Corner

And to this story from the the New York daily news we say, "Uh...what?"
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According to their website, Robert Pattinson "questioned a girl about her body parts, an insider tells us. "

“She just stared at him, blankly.” Pattinson then reportedly said, “If I could, I’d have a — on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long.” Needless to say, the lovely lass didn’t bite, and Pattinson retreated alone.


From the millions of interviews I've watched of Rob, he tends to say random things...things that I think he's making up on the fly to confuse as all, which means that this strange story could actually be true. Whatever it was, we'd like to be on the inside of his elbow.

And just for your viewing pleaure: your daily Rob Pattinson on tap below.

Lovesation

Chris Brown and RiRi look like any other teenaged couple in love at the club, except that earlier in the night Chris performed to a crowd of enamored adorers at London's O2 Arena. Sigh...

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Critic's Choice Awards

Amanda Bynes looking very Cosmo Cover Girl

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Ok, now let's get critic-al
I love me some Katy Perry but this isn't bedtime and that color does nothing for her compexion. What ever happened to looking good after being dumped as the best form of revenge?

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Anne Hathaway looks like she tucked a large white handkerchief in her dress.
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Eva Longoria...just no. Remember when she used to be hot? Now she just looks like a mouse.

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Crowd Control

Another day, another step closer Lilo is to transforming into her bird-legged counterpart, Sam.

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Ashlee Simpson hit up Bar Deluxe in her back-to-red tresses last night with just about everyone including her sister, Jess and the Hiltons. We were just cheering about the blonde; wonder if Pete told her to switch back to something more punk?
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Why so Shia? Homie is always hiding under his caps, but we appreciate him from any angle doing even the mundane things like reading a script for his next blockbluster.
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On Tap: Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson always quenches our fangirl thirsts, which is why he's always on tap in the two's a party blog.

Here he is baring his presh white gams in his upcoming role as Salvador Dali in "Little Ashes."

Ah, push it. And push it reaaal good, Rob!

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Outfitting The Bill: Style-Wise

Kate Winslet looks super chic and stylish in her all black number. Rawrr kitty.

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Katherine Heigl's hair is pretty simple & simply pretty.

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Hilary Duff in Moccasins. Do we like this latest trend?

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Kim Kardashian's new cut is bangin'

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Drew Barrymore steals the (rock)show!

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Shenae Grimes keep it comfy but trendy, pairing an oversized tee with a fun scarf and nude heels.

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Pon De Replay

I saw "Benjamin Button" last week and i've decided that Brad Pitt is so painfully beautiful that he should be exempt from aging for all the generations to enjoy. Here's to Bradley Pitt, whose likeness should be circulated pon de replay.

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Oh and peep B and Ange at the Critic's Choice Awards as they turn to one another and share their private thoughts, that of which we could only assume would be, "By God we're perfect" whilst laughing down the remainder of the red carpet hand in hand.


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Party Foul

The hair's new, but the look is old.

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Jessica Alba, arriving to a party on Melrose Avenue, looks like she stepped into the wardrobe of a 12 year old girl-meets the mom jeans look- circa the Victorian Era.


Translation: Drop those ugly pants and give us $20.

Gossip Corner

Paris Hilton mostly just kisses and tells:

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"I've only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag -- they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you. He’ll want you much more if he can’t have you."


We Say: In Hilton's terms, define couple (?)

Oh The People, The Beautiful People

Last night was the People's Choice Awards where we learned that Dakota Fanning is not a little girl anymore, however not yet a woman and the "90210" gals are skinny, hawt bitches.

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Who was the belle of the ball? Our friend crush, Jessica Stroup. Girlfriend is gorgeous and seems just as fun-loving and badass as her character Silver is in Hills of Bev.

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It's Her Party...

...and she'll get fried if she wants to.

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Le Duchess and her hotty-totty hubby-to-be got their party on last night with a joint bachelor-bachelorette party at Dakota's Lounge in Santa Monica, where Fergie proceeded to get, er clumsy.



Watch the hilarity as Josh coerces her out of the car and into the home with some grande missteps along the way.





We say: Donde Esta the garage and why didn't homeboy pull into it??